The Blogosphere is great for learning all kinds of weird stuff. If you’ve known me for years or read the earlier blog entries, you might know of my alternate personality/pseudonym Juanita Maxwell. Well, turns out Auntie Nettie has to retire the claim on that name, since apparently some other poor woman with alternate personalities already IS Juanita Maxwell. I kid you not. She’s real and she has my fake name.
I was over on Talus Slope of the Mind the other day, when a regular commentator “I heart Cherry Coke Zero” alluded to me (aka “J. Maxwell”) … as “a shy, soft-spoken mother of three -- not at all the kind of woman you'd expect to become a violent desperado."
Color me confused. Me? I'm no one's mommy, thank you very much. Violent Desperado? Yes at times. Killer? No – Not so much.
What was “I heart” talking about? Click here for information the whole tragic story.
Juanita and gals,
My deepest, most sincere and abject apologies for even considering borrowing your name(s).
Please don’t hurt me.
Very respectfully yours,
Auntie Nettie
7 comments:
Wow. Who knew? So what will your new fake name be?
Oh, I do hope it's another potentially violent desperado's name.
I am quite sad. Juanita has been a favorite alter ego for what, 18 years? Wow, I've known you for 18 years? Holy crap.
so, what now?
I'll take suggestions and then we'll have a poll.
Research must then be conducted to make sure that someone else isn't already using my fake name for nefarious purposes.
Um Kripster -- Don't give away how old we are. 'K? Thanks.
Ya, sorry about that. just 18 years man. that's a long time.
I look forward to participating in this poll. I hope this I Heart Cherry Coke Zero person is game to do the research.
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