Dear friends and family,
This is to put you on notice -- on two counts.
While Auntie Nettie has enjoyed being a bridesmaid copious amounts of times, she would prefer to be a spectator ONLY at any upcoming nuptials. Let me share in your joy as an audience member, fully enjoy the experience, and not have to worry about choreography. Plus, I'm not sure that your friends and family would want to see me dancing, like this bridal party.
This will also serve as your notice, that I am taking notes from this. All of you got off EASY thus far. I will have my revenge for the schlepping, fittings, shopping, and showers. Oh yes. Yes I WILL!
Plots and kisses,