In light of this post, I need to get another fake name. Auntie Nettie is good for the blogosphere, but for those times when I need to make fake reservations and/or get published, I'll need something new.
Therefore, I'm open to suggestions. Comments are welcomed. Names will be "googled" and checked on wikis for availability, lest we have another incident where Wanda or her sisters might come after us.
Five names will be selected for next week's poll.
You have until Noonish Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday, March 26 to weigh in.
Ready?
Set?
POST!
13 comments:
I liked Tia Juanita, but guess that isn't going to fly?
To get your porn name you're supposed to combine the name of your first pet with the name of the street you grew up on. That could work for a fake name, no?
I knew the Porn name suggestion would come up. However, aside from goldfish that were named after me and my siblings, we did not have pets. (The two rabbits we had for a long weekend do not count, as they lived in the garage and only lasted a short time before Mom's allergies shipped them off to the 4-H girls.)The idea of a fake name is that it doesn't include your actual name.
As for the street you grew up on, the first house that we lived in was in Utah on the western grid system, and 700 West (or whatever it was) isn't exactly a usuable name, you know?
Lewiston Hewitt sounds like a WASPy dude. I'll consider it though until I get other suggestions.
@testmonkey WHOOPS. This got through before I could edit it. The link to the site would have been fine. We all could have filled it in with our choice.
NO REAL NAMES PEOPLE! Even in cookies or hyperlinks.
Please.
Yes. I am paranoid much.
See early entries.
Try some sort of Dr. Seuss variation?
Terribly sorry, oh paranoid one. How's about this?
Have I told you about the drag queen that I have to work with on New Year's each year? Her name is Flotilla DeBarge and she scares the bejeezus out of me. And with good reason: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flotilla_DeBarge
Juno Maxfielderson
How's about...
Gard O'Debooks or...
Anita Buktoread or...
I is Card Cat Alogue's lova.
Oh man, this is a fun game.
Ashford Smalls
Son of Shoosh
Eat or Wear!
Pickles McGee
Pickles McStew
Pickles O'Koob
@test monkey -- What's up with the pickles? Wife's cravings getting to you? In a pickle to suggest a name?
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