Name Nominations Please

As a reminder, I'm taking nominations for a new fake name (see here).

We need more suggestions please.

Five names will be selected for next week's poll.

You have until Noonish Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday, March 26 to weigh in.

Next Week's Poll -- Name Nominations Please

In light of this post, I need to get another fake name. Auntie Nettie is good for the blogosphere, but for those times when I need to make fake reservations and/or get published, I'll need something new.

Therefore, I'm open to suggestions. Comments are welcomed. Names will be "googled" and checked on wikis for availability, lest we have another incident where Wanda or her sisters might come after us.

Five names will be selected for next week's poll.

You have until Noonish Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday, March 26 to weigh in.

Ready?

Set?


POST!

What’s in a fake name?

The Blogosphere is great for learning all kinds of weird stuff. If you’ve known me for years or read the earlier blog entries, you might know of my alternate personality/pseudonym Juanita Maxwell. Well, turns out Auntie Nettie has to retire the claim on that name, since apparently some other poor woman with alternate personalities already IS Juanita Maxwell. I kid you not. She’s real and she has my fake name.

I was over on Talus Slope of the Mind the other day, when a regular commentator “I heart Cherry Coke Zero” alluded to me (aka “J. Maxwell”) … as “a shy, soft-spoken mother of three -- not at all the kind of woman you'd expect to become a violent desperado."

Color me confused. Me? I'm no one's mommy, thank you very much. Violent Desperado? Yes at times. Killer? No – Not so much.
What was “I heart” talking about? Click here for information the whole tragic story.

Juanita and gals,
My deepest, most sincere and abject apologies for even considering borrowing your name(s).
Please don’t hurt me.
Very respectfully yours,
Auntie Nettie