However, if there's a real life Birthday Fairy looking to make an impactful major gift ... and I'm not saying for HOW much here, but in fund-raising terms MAJOR GIFT is a key phrase, ... I would be ever so humbly grateful.
This is my blog, and I can make random, impossible dreamy birthday wishes here if I want to.
Until then ... it's my hole. I dug it. I'll dig myself out of it.
(Kids, follow your auntie's advice. Don't dig yourself big holes. Literal or metaphorically financial.)