I spend so much time in transit, from one place to another, and my family lives so far away, I miss a lot of birthdays, milestones, parties, anniversaries, and just the little daily things.
Since I'm not suddenly going to come into my powers, and teleport myself places ...
It's 2015. How are those teleporters coming along, secret government scientific research agencies?
If someone could get me a Tardis or a Teleporter for my birthday, that'd be grand.
Beam me up, anyone!
Oh Doctor, my doctor!