Originally my vacation plans included spending time in only three Western states. However, due to an unexpected abduction, I was transported to many international destinations.
Abduction? Why yes! I was in Nevada after all.
One day I looked up and was blinded by a shiny white light.
The next thing I knew, I was in Tuscany, looking at the grape harvest.
I must have imbibed too much grape juice (or something),
because I remember visiting ...
Ginghamburg (it's in Germany)!
I woke up in London, in a call box ... which I really thought was weird.
(at least it wasn't a Police Box/Tardis)
The best part of the international excursion?
Finding my Knight in Shining Armor (in a British TJ Maxx of all places!)
Sadly, our romance was cut short when the alien space craft beamed me back up.
What a wonderful trip, and
I didn't need my passport or anything.
I didn't need my passport or anything.
No TSA people. No customs agents.
I knew there was a reason I like those aliens.
I knew there was a reason I like those aliens.
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