
Therefore, I have made up my mind on the candidate that I am officially endorsing for the upcoming election.
Laura Roslin
Why? Why the frak not? She's dealt with emergency evacuations, jihadists, terrorists, food and air rationing, a VERY dire economic situation, coups, cancer, she was a teacher, and she looks darn good in her glasses.
I'm Auntie Nettie and I approve this message.