Random Retail

I was going through the phone book out West looking for another listing entirely, when I stumbled across this one.

Surely, it couldn't be real. Right? What kind of random retailer specializes in these three things. Much hysterical laughter ensued, resulting in a stitch in my side, and my sister-in-law agreeing to accompany me on a recon mission.

It's real. There are delivery vans.

Only out West, folks. Only out West.