International Vacation

Originally my vacation plans included spending time in only three Western states. However, due to an unexpected abduction, I was transported to many international destinations.

Abduction? Why yes! I was in Nevada after all.

One day I looked up and was blinded by a shiny white light.

The next thing I knew, I was in Tuscany, looking at the grape harvest.

I must have imbibed too much grape juice (or something),

because I remember visiting ...

Ginghamburg (it's in Germany)!

I woke up in London, in a call box ... which I really thought was weird.

(at least it wasn't a Police Box/Tardis)

The best part of the international excursion?

Finding my Knight in Shining Armor (in a British TJ Maxx of all places!)

Sadly, our romance was cut short when the alien space craft beamed me back up.

What a wonderful trip, and
I didn't need my passport or anything.

No TSA people. No customs agents.
I knew there was a reason I like those aliens.