Random Overheard Comments of the Day

Scene: On board a Metro-North train, just having picked up a load of rush hour commuters

Characters: Two conductors, amusing themselves whilst communicating over the intercoms

Conductor 1: You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.

Conductor 2: I’d rather be Elvis. “Thank you, Thank you very much.”

Conductor 1: I guess I did walk into that one.

Result? General amusement of passengers.