Thursday, March 20, 2008

Next Week's Poll -- Name Nominations Please

In light of this post, I need to get another fake name. Auntie Nettie is good for the blogosphere, but for those times when I need to make fake reservations and/or get published, I'll need something new.

Therefore, I'm open to suggestions. Comments are welcomed. Names will be "googled" and checked on wikis for availability, lest we have another incident where Wanda or her sisters might come after us.

Five names will be selected for next week's poll.

You have until Noonish Eastern Daylight Time on Wednesday, March 26 to weigh in.

Ready?

Set?


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13 comments:

  1. Kristin....March 20, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    I liked Tia Juanita, but guess that isn't going to fly?

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  2. AnonymousMarch 20, 2008 at 3:12 PM

    To get your porn name you're supposed to combine the name of your first pet with the name of the street you grew up on. That could work for a fake name, no?

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  3. Auntie NettieMarch 20, 2008 at 3:22 PM

    I knew the Porn name suggestion would come up. However, aside from goldfish that were named after me and my siblings, we did not have pets. (The two rabbits we had for a long weekend do not count, as they lived in the garage and only lasted a short time before Mom's allergies shipped them off to the 4-H girls.)The idea of a fake name is that it doesn't include your actual name.

    As for the street you grew up on, the first house that we lived in was in Utah on the western grid system, and 700 West (or whatever it was) isn't exactly a usuable name, you know?

    Lewiston Hewitt sounds like a WASPy dude. I'll consider it though until I get other suggestions.

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  4. testmonkeyMarch 20, 2008 at 4:18 PM

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  5. Auntie NettieMarch 20, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    @testmonkey WHOOPS. This got through before I could edit it. The link to the site would have been fine. We all could have filled it in with our choice.

    NO REAL NAMES PEOPLE! Even in cookies or hyperlinks.

    Please.

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  6. Auntie NettieMarch 20, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    Yes. I am paranoid much.

    See early entries.

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  7. Kristin....March 20, 2008 at 6:24 PM

    Try some sort of Dr. Seuss variation?

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  8. testmonkeyMarch 20, 2008 at 9:03 PM

    Terribly sorry, oh paranoid one. How's about this?

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  9. Flax Hill GardenerMarch 20, 2008 at 10:17 PM

    Have I told you about the drag queen that I have to work with on New Year's each year? Her name is Flotilla DeBarge and she scares the bejeezus out of me. And with good reason: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flotilla_DeBarge

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  10. AnonymousMarch 21, 2008 at 9:58 AM

    Juno Maxfielderson

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  11. AnonymousMarch 21, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    How's about...
    Gard O'Debooks or...
    Anita Buktoread or...
    I is Card Cat Alogue's lova.

    Oh man, this is a fun game.

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  12. testmonkeyMarch 24, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    Ashford Smalls

    Son of Shoosh

    Eat or Wear!

    Pickles McGee

    Pickles McStew

    Pickles O'Koob

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  13. Auntie NettieMarch 25, 2008 at 8:17 PM

    @test monkey -- What's up with the pickles? Wife's cravings getting to you? In a pickle to suggest a name?

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