Laughing at the LDS Lilies

Auntie Nettie took a nature walk recently and stumbled across these markers in a daylily grove. Although the thermometer read 70 degrees, the calendar read mid-November, so there were no "blooms on the rose," so to speak.

My fellow walker wasn't sure why the odd Mormon girl was laughing at these* (I guess it's one of those LDS things ...).

Luckily, the Interblogs and Webbynets are good for research, so I could see what the Spider and Soldier looked like in plant form.

Thanks to OgdenStationdaylilies.com for this image of the Mormon Spider,

and to these guys (here) for the image of Helaman.

*I suppose I could send a pair of young men in suits and nametags to her door to explain the whole LDS humor thing to her ...

FOUND IT!

I'm talking about the cubicle wall.

What did you think I was talking about?

Missionary Humor

With thanks to the shenanigans of baratsandbereta.com*

*These guys aren't LDS, so not all of their material is suitable for every viewer.

The Amazing Adventures of ... The Shushing Librarian

Do you ever have days when:

You can't see the forest for the trees?

Feel like you're drowning? Need to ask for help from a Higher Power?

You're not the only one!
Hang in there.

At least you weren't attacked by a mob of Killer PeepSnowmen.

I'm melting! Melting .....

Mormon Humor

Okay, you may have to be full of LDS to find this as amusing as I did:

''I don't drink coffee, sir. I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature.''

Kenneth the Page (Jack McBrayer), shunning the expresso machine on his desk, on 30 Rock

I don't watch the show, but thanks to Entertainment Weekly online for finding this for me.