According to the ANAJAM (
Auntie Nettie's Attic Journal of American Medicine), doctors (aka Dr. Nettie) are reporting a rise in reported cases of a new disease,
May-itis. Doctors have found that it is similar in make-up to
spring fever and
senioritis, with similar contagious symptoms. It is particularly prevalent in educational institutions, striking "older" adults, beyond the traditional 18-26 age range, and is especially virulent in cubicle workers.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- headaches,
- boredom,
- hunger pangs, but ONLY for junk food,
- lack of attentiveness,
- semi-consciousness,
- severe apathy,
- but mostly whining, as in: May I please stop working now? May I please have someone else do my work? May I please go home? May I please go outside and play? May I PLEASE go on vacation? May-be I'll just have to call in "sick."
Cures include:
- Dt. Coke,
- Allergy medication,
- junk food,
- blogging,
- "sick" days,
- and vacation time, LOTS and LOTS of vacation time -- like most of the month of MAY.
If you find you are suffering from May-itis, please try one or all of the cures.
Good luck.
Be well.