Real Estate Envy

I was in the City having lunch with my friend Poopeh today, when I got a bit disoriented coming out of the subway, and I zigged instead of zagged. I stumbled West toward the Park instead of East toward the River. I was in a super chichi part of town, when I came across this townhouse.

I now have a serious case of real estate envy. I have never seen a stoop like this. Look at the alcove. The arched windows. All the iron work.

BUT WAIT!

Scan down.

THE STAIRS CURVE!

AND 

THERE's another entrance.

I mean.

COME ON!