Saturday, December 3, 2011

World’s Shortest Fairytale


Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis beverages with friends, always sometimes had a clean house, never had to cook (unless she felt like it), had a closet full of comfy shoes and gigantic handbags, stayed relatively skinny heathly looking, and never had to share her remote or watch football*.

The End

*except for ogling those tight ends

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