Pimping the Peeps

Dear Makers of Peeps*,

You know I love your product. I love to play with the Peeps. I love to eat the Peeps. I love me some holiday-specific and peppermint-flavored Peeps.

However, the day BEFORE NEW YEAR's is too soon to be pimping the Valentine's Day Peeps -- especially given my still-ongoing Christmas Candy Coma.

Ah, what the heck. I love you too.

Cavities and Kisses,

Auntie Nettie


* Yes, I know. It's not your fault. You just MAKE the Peeps. You don't sell them.