Tempations are everywhere. Grand Central Terminal is especially dangerous, what with these types of Zaro's displays to taunt you. Their popcorn is especially delicious at 11:30 p.m. when it serves as dinner for those of us who work too late and don't have a chance to eat (aside from cookies and Dt. Coke).
Can I just have one of everything please?
But Dear Tourists,Could you do us regular commuters all a flavor? Please!?
During rush hour commutes ... Get out of the traffic patterns!
See us coming (like a stampeding herd of buffaloes)? We have trains to catch. We want to get the heck out of the Big Apple (or our heels, suits, pantyhose, you name it.) Like when you drive, stay to the slow lane (on the sides). Hug the walls. Get out of the middle of passageway.
Once you have your food, do not attempt to walk, talk AND drink/eat. Go downstairs, get some food there, or find a chair. Better yet ... just leave the terminal and head elsewhere. We'd appreciate it.
Thanks,
Auntie Nettie and the rest of the regular commuters
P.S. If you buy me a chocolate cake at Zaro's or a piece of Mississippi Mud Pie from the Little Pie Company, I might be more inclined to put up with you. Just saying.
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