The Amazing Adventures of the Shushing Librarian Pt. 1

Hey there. It's me again ... The Shushing Librarian. I just got back from an amazing weekend and I'm having a hard time getting back in the swing of things. I thought I'd better start writing about my adventures before I forgot about them.

I'm quite exhausted and have a headache.
Perhaps I shouldn't have had quite so much to drink,

but I digress!

Oh, and I should make it quite clear. I -- the SHUSHING LIBRARIAN -- was imbibing ... NOT Auntie Nettie -- so no worries there for her parental units and/or friends. Okay!? Thanks.

The weekend was organized by a friend, who is the wife of a great motorcycle enthusiast. He has very extensive collection of hogs to chose from.

I couldn't decide which one to ride first.
Which to choose? Which to choose? Red?

Low-rider? Flames of fury?

Ah, the wind through my hair -- the breeze up my ... librarian gear. It was liberating.

So liberating in fact, I decided to be even more adventuresome.

I worked on my tan.

I think the UV light cooked my brain, because I decided to see how these "herbs" would light up.

Give me a match!

Shushing Librarian + "herbs"?

Not a good idea! It made me sleepy.

I had really weird dreams of tiny dogsthat morphed into giant dogs.In the dream, I had to escape in a hot air balloon,
but the balloon crashed into the surf and I was sucked in by the undertow.

I washed up in a tidal pool

but was then eaten alive by a sea monster.What a nightmare!

Was I ever glad to wake up, so I could head to Newport, RI with friends.
To be continued ...