That Ellen DeGeneres is one pretty funny lady. In her blog she poked fun at my second profession.
Favorite quote from the entry:
Have you ever been yelled at by a librarian? It tickles. I bet when they go out at night, librarians are totally different. It's probably something like "Librarians Gone Wild." I bet its just like the"Whitesnake" video. You remember the video? They take their glasses off, the wind starts blowing in their hair and end up on the hood of a Camaro. ... It's because they can't see. They think it's their bed.
I'm sure someone out there in Libraryland is going to make a spoof of this and it will end up on youtube, but it won't be me.