Mr. and Mrs. Payr Entel Unjits of RomanticWmtc, Connecticut, are pleased to announce the engagement of their daughter, Auntie Nettie, to, H.F. Onlenos, of Cloud 9, Siargao Island, the Philippines. A wedding is scheduled when the temperature in Hell, Michigan is considerably less temperate.Ms. Nettie, known by her honorific, is best known for her antics, crochet creations, and biting blog humor. She is currently employed by many musical institutions and has her own business. Mr. Onlenos (pronounced Only-knows), goes by his nickname "G--", has many higher degrees, has traveled and published extensively, and has many diverse interests. He is a surfer in the Philipines, and is also a skilled mechanic. In fact, it was the later skill that brought the couple together. The affianced couple are planning to reside everywhere and anywhere, but mostly in Heaven-on-Earth, a private island far far away.
Someone slip something in your soda today dearie?
ReplyDeleteNo, nothing's been in my Diet Coke today.
ReplyDeleteI had just been being very discreet about how blissfully joyfully and ecstatically happy I have been with G-- Onlenow. Now that it's official, let the apocalypse commence.
A surfer, eh?
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fool's!
Dude,
ReplyDeleteI love him for his mind and mechanical skills. With a track record like mine, those are handy things to have. Oh, and the lack of mommy issues and the all the moola helps too.
Just saying.
do I get to be the matron of horror?
ReplyDeleteI haven't decided about attendants yet ... but all of those brides whose parties I was in had better watch out.
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