The next in our almost weekly learning series, brought to you courtesy of The New York Public Library Desk Reference, Fourth Edition.
Can you guess our “theme” today?
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In the 10th century, the Grand Vizier of Persia took his entire library with him wherever he went. The 117,000-volume library was carried by camels trained to walk in alphabetical order.
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Peter Celestine is the patron saint of bookbinders, while St. Jerome is the patron saint of librarians.
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Libraries in the U.S. issue more cards than VISA, have more children enrolled in summer programs than Little League, and have more visitors each week than all museums and zoos combined.
If you don't already have a library card (or two or three), GO GET ONE!
Get your children their cards. GO to the library -- use the resources, check out books, check out CDs and DVDs, GO TO STORYTIME, and for heaven's sake, ask the librarians for help! THAT IS WHY THEY ARE THERE!
Worried about job security?
ReplyDelete(heh - me too.)
And I agree with your summary except one point: don't ask a St. George librarian much. They are there simply to turn oxygen into CO2.
um...libraries? :)
ReplyDeleteApparently you've never made it to the Spanish Fork Public Library. I have and that is one library I'm NEVER taking my kids to AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteSo...what you're saying is that it doesn't matter whether we go to the library or not. And we should never ask a librarian for advice on anything as they will only stare at us like we are complete morons. Got it. You've made your point loud and clear.
ReplyDelete@people -- I should make this professional note. Most people employed by libraries are not degreed Master of Library and Information Sciences individuals, and as such, are not technically librarians. Most people employed by libraries are paraprofessionals or clerks, i.e. some circulation assistants, etc. Some are even volunteers or pages. The degreed librarians are usually administrators, reference librarians, and or the head of the children's library, etc. That is not to say that the paraprofessionals aren't equally as qualified or know more than those people holding the MLS. (Don't start me up on this conversation -- it's all over the professional literature, listservs, and blogs).
ReplyDeletePlease note also, Librarians are paid CRAP or even less CRAP for the most part (and it may be worse in the West) and are usually in the field for love of books, people, information or some combination of the above. The public librarians work long hours, on what ever tiny bit of money that YOUR tax money is alloted them. If you feel that your local librarian isn't helpful -- then lobby for more resources to be thrown their way. If they got paid more, maybe they would be more motivated to help you, get more more training, or the library could bring in more qualified people. Plus, maybe it was just a really bad day for them.
Rant over.
Opinions are strictly my own.
Just go get a card and use the joint already.
(I'm in a really bad mood, so don't get me going -- and I mean YOU h2o!)
@water: now look who's upset Auntie.Goodness indeed!
ReplyDeleteIt seems I have upset you slightly. My sincere apologies. Please forgive me for my smartassy-ness. Sometimes it hinders my ability to think clearly when typing these comments.
ReplyDeleteps- I only needed to see the size of that rant to realize that I was in hot water. Get it? Get it?
OY to the vey folks!
ReplyDeleteWhile I was serious about all of my points (get a card, love the librarian, lobby for more money), my snark/seriousness/sarcasm meter WAS registering for everyone's comments. I KNOW/KNEW you're kidding, but it's an important subject to discuss or in my case, slightly rant about.
And, H20, about the punning -- really? You've been hanging out with monkey boy too dam long. (See -- I can do it too.)