This e-mail:
Dear All,
Stop those lunch plans! We’ve had a snafu and will have to cancel (at the last minute) a scheduled Lunch. Consequently, we will have lots of food delivered at around 12:30. .... Help yourself!
Cheers!
HOT DAMN. This and free breakfast biscottis! Now, if I could just make 5:00 p.m. come faster, and figure out how to get a free dinner, my day would be MADE.
(Please don't think I'm cheap. I'm merely my parents' child and being economically responsible. Plus, if I don't eat it, the food will just go to waste. Can't have that, now can we?)
Makes sense. Why waste perfectly good (and free!) food?
ReplyDeleteps - Loving the use of Hot Damn. It's such a brilliant and all-purpose phrase. If you don't mind, I shall steal this phrase and make it mine forever and ever.
I'm pleased to say that I "rescued" some leftovers for dinner, so I'm all set for today.
ReplyDeleteDAMN SKIPPY. Today is good.
Yo Anonymous -- go ahead ahead and co-op Hot Damn. I'll be trying to integrate DAMN SKIPPY into all of my conversations henceforth. (Thanks Lula!)
Damn Skippy indeed. I loves me my free foodstuffs.
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